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This is the perfect gift book for those who want to know the meaning of life or the fastest running speed of a chicken. It is based on the questions texted to "Any Questions Answered (AQA)", number 63336 in the UK (57275 in Ireland), and the answers given by the service. For example: Q - How many baked beans would you need to place end to end to reach the moon? A - The moon?s average distance from Earth is 385,000 km. So it would take 32,033,583,333 baked beans, end to end, to reach the moon. Q - What are the three English words that end in GRY? A - There are only two common English words that end in GRY: angry and hungry. It is a well known hoax if someone asks you to try and find the third word. Q - Is it normal to want to have sex with a dog? A - It is normal to be sexually attracted to a dog, but only if you are a dog yourself - in which case AQA is very impressed by your ability to use a mobile phone. Q - What is the opposite of a camel? A - The opposite of a camel is a soap dish. Quality examples (not the octopus sucker sort) have dips not humps, and most of their time is spent around water.
Table of Contents
Bouncy Balls, lee jun fan & macbeth
coats, taxis & condoms
minty, liturgical & wuthering
pole stickin boundaries & Napoleon
wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergedorff
nerve endings, nipples & fruit files
baked beans snails & otters
barefoot, gymkhana & refs
space weevils, rice & stamp glue
10.48 pm is the best time to pull
who is james durrent?ISBN - 9781861978691
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Pages : 192
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